Anto, story boys…

My flow can go,
I know.

So gerrup outta that.

Dutch gold, I am told,
Is old.

So gerrup outta that.

5 blokes,9 yokes
No jokes.

Drinkin booze in subarus
Is what I do.

So gerrup outta that.

12 years of school,
It’a a loada bollocks.
12 minutes to rob me new cars hydraulics.

Ripping down the motorway looking for Mullingar,
Stopped for a drink and ended up with a bar.

Munching and cruising,
Smoking and boozing,
Fucked off me face remincising of Susan.
I’m quite an ugly prick,
So I’m not one for choosing.

Beggers can’t be choosers,
So I take what I get.

Currently, me bird.
A 20 stone vet,
With a set so big,
They’d smother you to death!

I once slapped a granny,
With a dirty saggy fanny.
She told me she was 30 and her first name was Annie.

She gave whopper head cause she took her teeth out,
But the dirtiest thing was her feet in me mouth!
Toenails orange,
And crooked as fuck.
To trust my luck,
Me dick’d get stuck.

An unlucky basterd,
A fucking distater,
But after drinking,
I’m the master.

Blackcurrent vodka,
Malibu and coke.
Nod ya heads and just toke on ya smoke.

****Finton****

Designer clothes, drama shows, bravo!

Gerrup outta that.

Viennetta, polo sweaters, playing checkers.

Gerrup outta that.

My best friend wears Ralph Lauren, and drives a Benz.

Gerrup outta that.

Private yachts, lots of dosh, but I’m not posh?!?!

Gerrup outta that.

4 years in Blackrock,
Then I went to Clongo’s.
I started smoking pot,
But it’s not as if my mom knows.
Went to Morocco,
Daddy bought me bongo’s.
Now I drink Strongbow and snort coke up my long nose.

My bird’s always on the beach in a bikini,
While I’m making a pot of tea with a panini.
I hope that one day I’ll lose my virginity.
And just last year I graduated from Trinity.

I thought Vinnie Jones was great in Lock Stock,
I wish I knew a bloke like that from Foxrock.

Fresh out of d4,
Money I see more.
Like to go shopping with my main man, Egor.

We go to Marks and Spencers,
Park the cars.
Then whip out mom and dad’s Barceley cards.

It’s like riding a bike,
Or flying a kite.
And I’m a pure breed Southsider for life,
Roysh!

(Finton) That’s right.

(Anto) Shut your mouth ya fucking eejit.

(Finton) You go back to wherever you came from. You petty commoner.

(Anto) Get get away with all ya fucking money. State of ya. Ya, ya fucking eejit, ya.

(Finton) Yeah, well, yeah well I drive nicer cars and wear nicer clothes then you.

(Anto) Yeah well I rob cars, ya Bollocks!

“we need build some hurtin’ bombs”

YES.

sub _load_schema {
my $self = shift;

return unless $self->get_config()->is_db_configured();

my $driver = $self->get_config()->get_db_driver()
or croak “no database driver found”;
my $host = $self->get_config()->get_db_host()
or croak “no database host found”;
my $port = $self->get_config()->get_db_port()
or croak “no database port found”;
my $name = $self->get_config()->get_db_name()
or croak “no database name found”;
my $user = $self->get_config()->get_db_user()
or croak “no database user found”;
my $password = $self->get_config()->get_db_password()
or croak “no database password found”;

my $dsn = ‘dbi:’ . $driver . ‘:’ . $name . ‘:’ . $host . ‘:’ . $port;
return DB::Main->connect( $dsn, $user, $password, {AutoCommit => 0} );
}

Also, the database connection code was not using the hostname and port specified in the config file. My DB server is not local, so I had to fix that as well. Here is the modified function from Netflix.pm:

sub _load_schema {
my $self = shift;

return unless $self->get_config()->is_db_configured();

my $driver = $self->get_config()->get_db_driver()
or croak “no database driver found”;
my $host = $self->get_config()->get_db_host()
or croak “no database name found”;
my $port = $self->get_config()->get_db_port()
or croak “no database name found”;
my $name = $self->get_config()->get_db_name()
or croak “no database name found”;
my $user = $self->get_config()->get_db_user()
or croak “no database user found”;
my $password = $self->get_config()->get_db_password()
or croak “no database password found”;

my $dsn = ‘dbi:’ . $driver . ‘:’ . $name . ‘:’ . $host . ‘:’ . $port;
return DB::Main->connect( $dsn, $user, $password, {AutoCommit => 0} );
}

currently my bird is a 20 stone vet

You wrote blackwork its blackrock

finally at the end of the southsider’s piece he says right(r-o-ight) not ryosh

Netflix has changed the layout of their ratings page so the regexp also needs to be updated. I won’t have time to update the regexp until I get back from CES next week.