08.25.06
Anto and Finton - Nucentz
A couple of months back my brother forwarded me a link to what is one of the funniest youtube video I have ever seen Dublin Rap Song. It is a comedic rap between two Dubliners from the “posh” Southside and the “working class” Northside. I’ve shown it to several of my american friends and had to translate the accent for them before they could appreciate the pure brilliance of this piece. Someone on the youtube site requested the lyrics but youtube claims that comments have a limit of 500 chars and the lyrics are about 2500 chars. I tried cutting the lyrics up into 500 char bites but youtube rejected those as being too long too. So here in all it’s glory is almost all of the lyrics - there are couple of bits I couldn’t make out for sure and probably some other errors.
Without further ado the lyrics, enjoy:
yo yo yo
anto story by
(ye ready, ye ready)
(ye fucking ready?)
my fro can gro i know
so gerrup outta dat
dutch gold i’m told is old
so gerrup outta dat
five blokes, ???, no joke
so gerrup outta dat
drinkin, boozin, suburuzin is what i do
so gerrup outta dat
12 years of school is a load of bollix
12 minutes to rob me new car’s hydralics
rippin down the motorway looking for mullingar
stopped for a drink but ended up with a bar
munchin and cruisin, smoking and boozin
fucked off me face reminiscin of susan
i’m quite an ugly prick
so i’m not one for choosen
beggers can’t be choosers
so i take what i can get
coulda been my bird with a 20 stone ???
with a set so big they’d smother you to death
i once left a granny with a dirty saggy fanny
she told me she was thirty and her first name was annie
she gave woppah head cuz she took her teeth out
but the dirtiest thing was her feet in me mouth
toenails orange and crooked as fuck
to trust my luck me dick’d get stuck
an unlucky bastard
a fucking disaster
but at the drinking
i’m the master
blackcurrent vodka, malibu and coke
nod your heads and just toke on your smoke
deseigner cloths, drama shows, bravo
gerrup outta dat
vienetta, polo sweaters, playing checkers
gerrup outta dat
my best friend wears ralph lauren and drives a benz
gerrup outta dat
private yachts, lots of dosh
but i’m not posh
gerrup outta dat
4 years at blackwork, then i went to clongowes
i’m smoking pot but it’s not as if my mom knows
went to morocco, daddy bought me bongos
now i drink strongbow and snort coke up my long nose
my bird is always on a beach in a bikini
while i’m making a pot of tea with a panini
i hope that one day i’ll lose my virginity
just year i graduated from trinity
i thought vinnie jones was great in lock stock
i wish i knew a bloke like that from foxrock
fresh out of D4, money i see more
i like to go shopping with my main man igor
we go to marks & spencers, park the cars
and whip out mom and dad’s barclay cards
it’s like riding a bike or flying a kite
and i’m a pure bred south sider for life, roysh
that’s right
shut your mouth you fuckin eejit
you go back to where ever you came from you, you petty commoner
get away with all your fucking money,
the state of ye fucking, ye fucking idiot ye
well i drive nicer cars and wear nicer clothes than you
yeah well i rob cars, ye bollix
danny said,
February 7, 2007 at 4:54 pm
Near the start, where ??? is written, the lyrics are:
5 blokes, 9 yokes, no jokes
I love the song too, pure classic. go on da dubs
danny said,
February 7, 2007 at 5:04 pm
Just noticed a few other things wrong:
currently my bird is a 20 stone vet
You wrote blackwork its blackrock
finally at the end of the southsider’s piece he says right(r-o-ight) not ryosh
jay byrne said,
May 8, 2007 at 9:58 am
i think the song is rapid the things an animal
jay byrne said,
May 8, 2007 at 10:03 am
yup de dub’s
AJ said,
September 20, 2007 at 2:39 pm
SOME1 send me the song please AJZ-@hotmail.com
cathal said,
October 16, 2007 at 10:04 am
the actual lyrics to Gerrup Outta That - Anto And Finton
Yo , yo, yo
Anto, story boys…
My flow can go,
I know.
So gerrup outta that.
Dutch gold, I am told,
Is old.
So gerrup outta that.
5 blokes,9 yokes
No jokes.
Drinkin booze in subarus
Is what I do.
So gerrup outta that.
12 years of school,
It’a a loada bollocks.
12 minutes to rob me new cars hydraulics.
Ripping down the motorway looking for Mullingar,
Stopped for a drink and ended up with a bar.
Munching and cruising,
Smoking and boozing,
Fucked off me face remincising of Susan.
I’m quite an ugly prick,
So I’m not one for choosing.
Beggers can’t be choosers,
So I take what I get.
Currently, me bird.
A 20 stone vet,
With a set so big,
They’d smother you to death!
I once slapped a granny,
With a dirty saggy fanny.
She told me she was 30 and her first name was Annie.
She gave whopper head cause she took her teeth out,
But the dirtiest thing was her feet in me mouth!
Toenails orange,
And crooked as fuck.
To trust my luck,
Me dick’d get stuck.
An unlucky basterd,
A fucking distater,
But after drinking,
I’m the master.
Blackcurrent vodka,
Malibu and coke.
Nod ya heads and just toke on ya smoke.
****Finton****
Designer clothes, drama shows, bravo!
Gerrup outta that.
Viennetta, polo sweaters, playing checkers.
Gerrup outta that.
My best friend wears Ralph Lauren, and drives a Benz.
Gerrup outta that.
Private yachts, lots of dosh, but I’m not posh?!?!
Gerrup outta that.
4 years in Blackrock,
Then I went to Clongo’s.
I started smoking pot,
But it’s not as if my mom knows.
Went to Morocco,
Daddy bought me bongo’s.
Now I drink Strongbow and snort coke up my long nose.
My bird’s always on the beach in a bikini,
While I’m making a pot of tea with a panini.
I hope that one day I’ll lose my virginity.
And just last year I graduated from Trinity.
I thought Vinnie Jones was great in Lock Stock,
I wish I knew a bloke like that from Foxrock.
Fresh out of d4,
Money I see more.
Like to go shopping with my main man, Egor.
We go to Marks and Spencers,
Park the cars.
Then whip out mom and dad’s Barceley cards.
It’s like riding a bike,
Or flying a kite.
And I’m a pure breed Southsider for life,
Roysh!
(Finton) That’s right.
(Anto) Shut your mouth ya fucking eejit.
(Finton) You go back to wherever you came from. You petty commoner.
(Anto) Get get away with all ya fucking money. State of ya. Ya, ya fucking eejit, ya.
(Finton) Yeah, well, yeah well I drive nicer cars and wear nicer clothes then you.
(Anto) Yeah well I rob cars, ya Bollocks!